This guy that im head over heel in love with is in the Air Force! He lives in Arizona. We've tried to stay away from each other but every time he comes back home we just cant help but be together! We've finally decided to make it work. I want a good country song to go with what's going on in my life! Any suggestions?
ahhh!! I'm in a situation like yours except we're not technically together right now but we used to be. He joined the Navy around 7 months ago and we always seem to be together when we see each other like you said. I hope it works best for you! I know it's hardcountry love songs.
Now songs....
Love Won't Let me - Livin our Love Song - Hurry Home - Jason Michael Carrol
Stay With me - Josh Gracin
Life Got in the Way (not necesarily together song, but great song)- Sister Hazel
I'll Just Hold on - Blake Shelton
I'll Wait for You - Joe Nichols
Carrying Your Love with Me - George Strait
Love Remembers - Craig Morgan
Don't Give Up on Me - Jason Aldean
Just to See you Smile - Something Like That - I Need You - My Best Friend - Tim McGraw
I Still Miss you - Everytime I Hear your Name - Keith Anderson
Then - Two Tear Drops - Braid Paiscountry love songsley
Whatever It Is - Zac Brown Band
I Will - Jimmy Wayne
I Go Back - The Good Stuff - Me and You - Kenny Chesney
soooo many more!
"Long Trip Alone" - Dierks Bentley is an awesome one
The longer the waiting the sweeter the kiss by josh turner
"The Lineman" or "Galveston" sung by Glen Campbell
underneath the same moon - blake shelton
'til nothing comes between us anymore - john michael montgomery
wait for you by elliott yamin
Wednesday, January 11, 2012
riddles for adults funnyFunny ADULT riddles..:)?
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.
Q. What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball
Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest hriddles for adults funnyave in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.
Q. Why do gay men wear ribbed condoms?
A. For traction in the mud.
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 pounds.
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
Qriddles for adults funny. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A. They don't have balls to scratch!
# Star if you like #
Good one lol. Its a pity I can only give U one star tho :(
I love the hillbilly one! lmfao!
Funny, lol
thats great golfs gay
sure
*~ ? rotflmaooooooooooooooooo i loooooooooove it ! ?~*
Lol some of them r funny some of them r stupid ok?
lol funny!!
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.
Q. What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball
Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest hriddles for adults funnyave in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.
Q. Why do gay men wear ribbed condoms?
A. For traction in the mud.
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 pounds.
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
Qriddles for adults funny. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A. They don't have balls to scratch!
# Star if you like #
Good one lol. Its a pity I can only give U one star tho :(
I love the hillbilly one! lmfao!
Funny, lol
thats great golfs gay
sure
*~ ? rotflmaooooooooooooooooo i loooooooooove it ! ?~*
Lol some of them r funny some of them r stupid ok?
lol funny!!
cute display picturesWhere is the best place to get cute display pictures and like little icon things?
i want a picture collage on my myspace but dont no where 2 get cute icons 2 put in the collage please help i wude be ur best friend 4 ever and ever?
There are several locations on the web for free art.
just use the iccute display picturesons collage generator at you can choose the icons directly from that site. so it is really helpful. or pre-made collages at . hope it helps.
try to put in a searccute display picturesh for clipart you might have to download them but some are really cute also you could try smilycentral i know they have cute smilys and cursors give it a try happy holidays.
www.123icons.com
www.123mycodes.com
There are several locations on the web for free art.
just use the iccute display picturesons collage generator at you can choose the icons directly from that site. so it is really helpful. or pre-made collages at . hope it helps.
try to put in a searccute display picturesh for clipart you might have to download them but some are really cute also you could try smilycentral i know they have cute smilys and cursors give it a try happy holidays.
www.123icons.com
www.123mycodes.com
new jersey ask test prepHow old do you think the author of this is?
I sit there, watching everyone with ideas typing away. What to write, what to write. The clicking of the keys surrounds me, haunting my every thought. I need something to write about.
The assignment is due in three days, is it enough time, we'll see. I have writer's block, no ideas, nothing to inspire me. I look around, I see people, I see books, and I see computers. Nothing interesting here, unless you like cream colored walls.
My best friend already has a page written, and what do I have? Not even three paragraphs? Not good, at all. I look down at my computer; my celebrity crush stares back at me. Inspire me!
My First Try:
Brown hair, long, but not too long, framed his face. His eyes. They were a golden brown. I looked at them, and I was under his spell. His name was Justin, how could I resist him? His hotness was unbearable. He was hunk of burning love. Teenage girls throughout the town were in love with him. But out of everyone, he chose me.
Why?
Because I am super hot and totally irresistible? Nope. Because I loved him for who he was, not for his fame or success, but that was definitely a bonus.No, never mind. I don't just want to write about some boy I am hopelessly in love with. That will not do.
So I am stuck. No ideas. No inspirations. Nothing.
Usually I like to write poems, but the only topics for poems I can come up with sound like second grade works. A poem about snowflakes or rain surely won't do.
It seem as though I live in my brothers shadow. He is an amazing writer. He has won a Scholastic Gold Key as well asnew jersey ask test prep multiple essay contests. It is his passion, not mine. I love to write, don't get me wrong, it is just that I can't sit down and write something. I wish I could, it would make this assignment so much easier. Nevertheless, I am not my brother; I am myself. An independent person. Free to do what I please.
At least I got some talent with art. I might not be amazing, but I am better then he is. I guess that evens us out, he gets the amazing writer gene and I get the good artist gene. Too bad. I am at least going to try.
My Second Try:
I was a Monday afternoon. School just let out, and my best friend and I raced to the English Room. After going back and forth a few times, I make her ask to use the phone. She does, and Mrs. Fagglehaggen asks why. We look at each other, then to the floor, and back to Mrs. Fagglehaggen. Our response: "We need to call Taylor's mom to see if she's buying Jingle Ball tickets?"
It was the truth, and we didn't want to lie. Mrs. Fagglehaggen looked at us and said no. They will still when you get home, she told us. We weren't so convinced. These tickets have sold out within five minutes of being posted, how sure could we be? We suffered through two hours of test prep classes (our last ones ? and then ran home. Luckily, we got the six tickets we needed. I am not even going to mention the price because it was so extravagant, I am even ashamed to say I spent that much on one ticket.
You might wonder why we needed Jingle Ball tickets so badly. And, that it is a very good question. Well, we being teenage ginew jersey ask test preprls, we will do almost anything for a boy. So yes, this is for Justin Bieber, what else can I say? But we also want to see Taylor Swift, Owl City, Pitbull…the others. Though, Justin Bieber is the main reason. I have even emailed his manager, asking for backstage passes (no answer as of now) and tried to work our connections. Nothing yet.
And now, the day after we bought the Jingle Ball tickets, Justin Bieber is on Ellen. Now, online on the Ellen show's website, it says that in Northern New Jersey, where I live, it is on at three. So of course, the fact that we have sports till four is really a bummer. Taylor and I are going crazy coming up with how we can watch it. There ends up being no way, and as soon as we are dismissed, we run to Taylor's house. We are lucky that Taylor only lives around the corner from the school. It is just about four when she turns on the TV in her room. Wow. The show didn't start until four. How? I'm not really sure, but I looked online again, and I looked at the listings for NYC. This being the fact that we live fifteen minutes away from there. Ah! It says 4:00 there, so I guess that is where our TV signal is coming from.
12-13.
may I use it please?! I would like to use it for something I won't copy it verbatim just bits and pieces haha its clever
Early teens. It is superficial, perforated with teenage language and in no way concise. Quite badly written, really.
14, 15, 16?
13 or 14
15?
The assignment is due in three days, is it enough time, we'll see. I have writer's block, no ideas, nothing to inspire me. I look around, I see people, I see books, and I see computers. Nothing interesting here, unless you like cream colored walls.
My best friend already has a page written, and what do I have? Not even three paragraphs? Not good, at all. I look down at my computer; my celebrity crush stares back at me. Inspire me!
My First Try:
Brown hair, long, but not too long, framed his face. His eyes. They were a golden brown. I looked at them, and I was under his spell. His name was Justin, how could I resist him? His hotness was unbearable. He was hunk of burning love. Teenage girls throughout the town were in love with him. But out of everyone, he chose me.
Why?
Because I am super hot and totally irresistible? Nope. Because I loved him for who he was, not for his fame or success, but that was definitely a bonus.No, never mind. I don't just want to write about some boy I am hopelessly in love with. That will not do.
So I am stuck. No ideas. No inspirations. Nothing.
Usually I like to write poems, but the only topics for poems I can come up with sound like second grade works. A poem about snowflakes or rain surely won't do.
It seem as though I live in my brothers shadow. He is an amazing writer. He has won a Scholastic Gold Key as well asnew jersey ask test prep multiple essay contests. It is his passion, not mine. I love to write, don't get me wrong, it is just that I can't sit down and write something. I wish I could, it would make this assignment so much easier. Nevertheless, I am not my brother; I am myself. An independent person. Free to do what I please.
At least I got some talent with art. I might not be amazing, but I am better then he is. I guess that evens us out, he gets the amazing writer gene and I get the good artist gene. Too bad. I am at least going to try.
My Second Try:
I was a Monday afternoon. School just let out, and my best friend and I raced to the English Room. After going back and forth a few times, I make her ask to use the phone. She does, and Mrs. Fagglehaggen asks why. We look at each other, then to the floor, and back to Mrs. Fagglehaggen. Our response: "We need to call Taylor's mom to see if she's buying Jingle Ball tickets?"
It was the truth, and we didn't want to lie. Mrs. Fagglehaggen looked at us and said no. They will still when you get home, she told us. We weren't so convinced. These tickets have sold out within five minutes of being posted, how sure could we be? We suffered through two hours of test prep classes (our last ones ? and then ran home. Luckily, we got the six tickets we needed. I am not even going to mention the price because it was so extravagant, I am even ashamed to say I spent that much on one ticket.
You might wonder why we needed Jingle Ball tickets so badly. And, that it is a very good question. Well, we being teenage ginew jersey ask test preprls, we will do almost anything for a boy. So yes, this is for Justin Bieber, what else can I say? But we also want to see Taylor Swift, Owl City, Pitbull…the others. Though, Justin Bieber is the main reason. I have even emailed his manager, asking for backstage passes (no answer as of now) and tried to work our connections. Nothing yet.
And now, the day after we bought the Jingle Ball tickets, Justin Bieber is on Ellen. Now, online on the Ellen show's website, it says that in Northern New Jersey, where I live, it is on at three. So of course, the fact that we have sports till four is really a bummer. Taylor and I are going crazy coming up with how we can watch it. There ends up being no way, and as soon as we are dismissed, we run to Taylor's house. We are lucky that Taylor only lives around the corner from the school. It is just about four when she turns on the TV in her room. Wow. The show didn't start until four. How? I'm not really sure, but I looked online again, and I looked at the listings for NYC. This being the fact that we live fifteen minutes away from there. Ah! It says 4:00 there, so I guess that is where our TV signal is coming from.
12-13.
may I use it please?! I would like to use it for something I won't copy it verbatim just bits and pieces haha its clever
Early teens. It is superficial, perforated with teenage language and in no way concise. Quite badly written, really.
14, 15, 16?
13 or 14
15?
the horton family treeDAYS: Horton family tree (long)?
There are questions about who is related to who so I thought I'd try to clear up some of the questions. The answers are based on my memory as well as articles at Wikipedia and the nbc site for the show.
TOM HORTON, the patriarch of the HORTON family. Husband of ALICE HORTON (nee Grayson). TOM was the Chief of Staff at Salem University Hospital for years. TOM & ALICE have five children:
1-TOMMY-married KITTY, one daughter, SANDY. TOMMY served in the Korean War and was wounded. He had facial plastic surgery and found his way back to Salem but had amnesia. He used the name Dr. MARK BROOKS until family members put the pieces together and realized that he was really TOMMY HORTON. The character has been off the canvas and somewhere in the hospital for years.
2-ADDIE HORTON, married Ben Olson and had two children: daughter, JULIE and son, Steven. JULIE, a troubled teenager, has a son, DAVID BANNING and a grandson, SCOTT BANNING. SCOTT's mother was Trish Clayton. Addie and her second husband, DOUG WILLIAMS, have a daughter, HOPE ALICE WILLIAMS. After Addie's death, JULIE and DOUG married and raised HOPE together. HOPE later married BO BRADY (her second husband) and they have three children together: SHAWN DOUGLAS BRADY, ZACH (deceased) and CIARRA. HOPE has also befriended her step-daughter, CHELSEA, (whose mother is BILLIE REED, daughter of KATE ROBERTS) whom she considers her daugher. Nothing is known of JULIE's brother, STEVEN, except that he is somewhere in Europe.
3-MICKEY-an attorneythe horton family tree, first husband of LAURA HORTON, a psychiatrist. Raised "son" MIKE HORTON as his son and it wasn't until Mike was a teenager did they find out that MIKE was really MICKEY's brother, BILL's son. Married MAGGIE SIMMONS; Adopted MELISSA ANDERSON; adopted SARAH HORTON (Sarah's parents are Mickey's wife, Maggie & Neil Anderson);
4-BILL HORTON-after an affair with his brother's wife, LAURA, she became pregnant but never acknowledge that BILL was the baby's father. After MICKEY married MAGGIE, BILL and LAURA married and had daughter JENNIFER. LAURA was a patient at a mental institution for years. MIKE later became a doctor and was involved with a string of women including Janice Barnes (who had also been involved with his father), ROBIN MYERS, with whom he had a son, JEREMY HORTON, and CARRIE BRADY. Mike took over as Chief of Staff at the hospital when his grandfather, Tom Horton, died. BILL & LAURA's daughter, JENNIFER, married JACK DEVEREUX and had two children: ABIGAIL AND JJ (Jack, Jr.) JENNIFER and JACK are currently on assignment in London, England with their son, JJ. Daughter ABIGAIL stayed behind in Salem.
5-MARIE-after an affair with ALEX MARSHALL, she had daughter, ANJELICA, but put her up for adopted. MARIE entered the convent after discovering the man she was in love with was her brother, TOMMY. He's had facial plastic surgery and amnesia and was going under the assuemd name, Dr. MARK BROOKS.
**I've forgotten a lot of information so I'll give you the website so you canthe horton family tree read the information for yourself.
Wow, that brought back memories, thanks. You know so many of these characters where never killed off and not mentioned. I know most are overseas, i.e. Mike, Carie, Jennifer and Jack. Hey, they could start another show on the european side. That might be pretty interesting. I would like to have them do an on the air update of Marie, Tommy, especially Bill and Laura. And Abigail was staying with Maggie then left, well how is she and did she go to Jack and Jennifer? They could mention all this without actually bringing anyone back but that would be nice for a reunion show, maybe for the holidays. I know several of them have gone to other shows (Mike, old Mickey).
Wow that's a lot of family history for a family that doesn't even exist. Isn't there a sight that has the family trees on it from the writers of the show at NBC.com?
Good looking out I've been a fan for along time I stoped watching in
2001 so thanks for the info.
This is not a question so I cannot give you an answer. I just have one thing to say:
Imagine if you spent that much energy and time on your own family tree or school. You might be able to contribute your share to the world.
I totally loved this !
It was a great refresher and helped clear up my memory, and some questions I had because I forgot things along the way, thank you for taking the time to put it all together for us.
TOM HORTON, the patriarch of the HORTON family. Husband of ALICE HORTON (nee Grayson). TOM was the Chief of Staff at Salem University Hospital for years. TOM & ALICE have five children:
1-TOMMY-married KITTY, one daughter, SANDY. TOMMY served in the Korean War and was wounded. He had facial plastic surgery and found his way back to Salem but had amnesia. He used the name Dr. MARK BROOKS until family members put the pieces together and realized that he was really TOMMY HORTON. The character has been off the canvas and somewhere in the hospital for years.
2-ADDIE HORTON, married Ben Olson and had two children: daughter, JULIE and son, Steven. JULIE, a troubled teenager, has a son, DAVID BANNING and a grandson, SCOTT BANNING. SCOTT's mother was Trish Clayton. Addie and her second husband, DOUG WILLIAMS, have a daughter, HOPE ALICE WILLIAMS. After Addie's death, JULIE and DOUG married and raised HOPE together. HOPE later married BO BRADY (her second husband) and they have three children together: SHAWN DOUGLAS BRADY, ZACH (deceased) and CIARRA. HOPE has also befriended her step-daughter, CHELSEA, (whose mother is BILLIE REED, daughter of KATE ROBERTS) whom she considers her daugher. Nothing is known of JULIE's brother, STEVEN, except that he is somewhere in Europe.
3-MICKEY-an attorneythe horton family tree, first husband of LAURA HORTON, a psychiatrist. Raised "son" MIKE HORTON as his son and it wasn't until Mike was a teenager did they find out that MIKE was really MICKEY's brother, BILL's son. Married MAGGIE SIMMONS; Adopted MELISSA ANDERSON; adopted SARAH HORTON (Sarah's parents are Mickey's wife, Maggie & Neil Anderson);
4-BILL HORTON-after an affair with his brother's wife, LAURA, she became pregnant but never acknowledge that BILL was the baby's father. After MICKEY married MAGGIE, BILL and LAURA married and had daughter JENNIFER. LAURA was a patient at a mental institution for years. MIKE later became a doctor and was involved with a string of women including Janice Barnes (who had also been involved with his father), ROBIN MYERS, with whom he had a son, JEREMY HORTON, and CARRIE BRADY. Mike took over as Chief of Staff at the hospital when his grandfather, Tom Horton, died. BILL & LAURA's daughter, JENNIFER, married JACK DEVEREUX and had two children: ABIGAIL AND JJ (Jack, Jr.) JENNIFER and JACK are currently on assignment in London, England with their son, JJ. Daughter ABIGAIL stayed behind in Salem.
5-MARIE-after an affair with ALEX MARSHALL, she had daughter, ANJELICA, but put her up for adopted. MARIE entered the convent after discovering the man she was in love with was her brother, TOMMY. He's had facial plastic surgery and amnesia and was going under the assuemd name, Dr. MARK BROOKS.
**I've forgotten a lot of information so I'll give you the website so you canthe horton family tree read the information for yourself.
Wow, that brought back memories, thanks. You know so many of these characters where never killed off and not mentioned. I know most are overseas, i.e. Mike, Carie, Jennifer and Jack. Hey, they could start another show on the european side. That might be pretty interesting. I would like to have them do an on the air update of Marie, Tommy, especially Bill and Laura. And Abigail was staying with Maggie then left, well how is she and did she go to Jack and Jennifer? They could mention all this without actually bringing anyone back but that would be nice for a reunion show, maybe for the holidays. I know several of them have gone to other shows (Mike, old Mickey).
Wow that's a lot of family history for a family that doesn't even exist. Isn't there a sight that has the family trees on it from the writers of the show at NBC.com?
Good looking out I've been a fan for along time I stoped watching in
2001 so thanks for the info.
This is not a question so I cannot give you an answer. I just have one thing to say:
Imagine if you spent that much energy and time on your own family tree or school. You might be able to contribute your share to the world.
I totally loved this !
It was a great refresher and helped clear up my memory, and some questions I had because I forgot things along the way, thank you for taking the time to put it all together for us.
history of vegetariansWhat is the history of vegetarians?
Buddhists have been enjoying vegetarian dishes for centuries
More of this Feature
? Vegetarian FAQs
From Other Guides
? 5 Reasons for Being Vegetarian
? Low Fat Vegetable/Vegetarian Recipes
Mention vegetarian cuisine and many people picture a group of aging hippies kneeling cross-legged around a communal dining table, helping themselves to carrot sticks dipped in history of vegetariansyogurt or another plate of chickpea salad. While it's true that vegetarianism became trendy in the "psychedelic sixties," its origins date back much farther. Pythagoras was a vegetarian (vegetarians were called Pythagoreans up until the 1800's) as was the poet Percy Shelley. George Bernard Shaw, never one to shy from the spotlight, was a vocal proponent of a meat-free diet:
history of vegetarians "It is nearly fifty years since I was assured by a conclave of doctors that if I did not eat meat I should die of starvation." (Vegetariana: A Rich Harvest of Wit, Lore, and Recipes, by Nava Atlas)
Some Jew taugh someone about how dirty the pig meat is for them and then that person been an extremist though it will be cool to teach that ALL meat is inpure!
More of this Feature
? Vegetarian FAQs
From Other Guides
? 5 Reasons for Being Vegetarian
? Low Fat Vegetable/Vegetarian Recipes
Mention vegetarian cuisine and many people picture a group of aging hippies kneeling cross-legged around a communal dining table, helping themselves to carrot sticks dipped in history of vegetariansyogurt or another plate of chickpea salad. While it's true that vegetarianism became trendy in the "psychedelic sixties," its origins date back much farther. Pythagoras was a vegetarian (vegetarians were called Pythagoreans up until the 1800's) as was the poet Percy Shelley. George Bernard Shaw, never one to shy from the spotlight, was a vocal proponent of a meat-free diet:
history of vegetarians "It is nearly fifty years since I was assured by a conclave of doctors that if I did not eat meat I should die of starvation." (Vegetariana: A Rich Harvest of Wit, Lore, and Recipes, by Nava Atlas)
Some Jew taugh someone about how dirty the pig meat is for them and then that person been an extremist though it will be cool to teach that ALL meat is inpure!
alizee la isla bonitaAlizee or Madonna? Who sings La Isla Bonita better?
Please do not answer until you google or youtube the song name. After you hear the song, then tell me. Madonna sang the song but Alizee nailed the song doing a really good job if not better than Madonna. Havalizee la isla bonitae a listen
You're kidding right?
That cover by Alizee is nothing compared to Madonna's original version. Did you check Madonna's performances of this song? On the 1993 Girlie Show, the 2001 Drowned World Tour,alizee la isla bonita the 2006 Confessions Tour... each time a different performance, each time a splendid new choreography...
alizee bwecause she's hot
You're kidding right?
That cover by Alizee is nothing compared to Madonna's original version. Did you check Madonna's performances of this song? On the 1993 Girlie Show, the 2001 Drowned World Tour,alizee la isla bonita the 2006 Confessions Tour... each time a different performance, each time a splendid new choreography...
alizee bwecause she's hot
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