meeting ice breakersWhat are good ice breakers when meeting a woman in a pub or club?

and don't give me any stupid answers i'll report you
A friendly face and a nice smile would work for me. Don't try to be something that you are not. If you strike gold, she will be disappointed later that you are not what you first made yourself out to be. If you are miserable, stay that way, and then the choice is hers.
Licks finger and wipes on shoulder of woman. "Let's get you out of those wet clothes."

You know, you do actually damage your own account by reporting wrongly. The above is actually what my husband said to me - clearly the term 'husband' shows it was succesful. He made me laugh.

'I'll report you'. You were the kid in the playground who always said 'I'm telling' aren't you?
"hey, have you got the time?" then lead on from there
eg "thanks, btw nice shiny watch, whered you get it?" lol it doesnt matter whether its a womens watch still works =D
get the drinks flowing things will come befmeeting ice breakersore you know it...
good luck
Just be yourself. You'll think of something.

Alternatively, say "Excuse me, but can you tell me how heavy a polar bear is?"

Wait a bit then say "Heavy enough to break the ice!"
u should say: hi i have 17 kids of 17 women.
owe the bank 27,000 pounds
am addicted to fags, crack and herorine
live with my mum and dad.
can i get ya a drink?
your stupid little "and don't give me any stupid answers i'll report you" moaning has wound me up but I want points so I'm gonna say something like "Wow you look amazin" or somethin... works on me!
compliment her on the first thing you noticed about her.whatever you do,don't use chat-up lines,and don't try too hard.
Say..
'Want a raisin?'
Hopefully she'll reply 'No'
'How about a date?'

HaHa
Using you innate charm I suggest:
Can I buy you a drink, and don't give me any stupid answers I'll report you?
don't report me, but:
Did you just meeting ice breakersbreak wind, cos you're blowing me awayyy.
Grass. Why so uptight? Maybe that's why you're having trouble with the laydees.
A stranger you are trying to pick up or a date you are meeting?
you look hot..
almost as hot as me

:)
just say "Hello"
Buy them a drink!! Simple but efficient...
your not worth answering to if your going to tell on me
Say " Where have you been all my life"
What's your favorite drink and why?Do you come here to oogle men or drown your sorrows in liquor?
ask her about her intuition, ... ... ...
meh if your gonna report then im off
like say you look nice ???
Hi Hot Stuff! What's up!
For you...? "Hi there, I bet you've never slept with a gay guy before... well TONIGHT'S your lucky night!"