Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.
Q. What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball
Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest hriddles for adults funnyave in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.
Q. Why do gay men wear ribbed condoms?
A. For traction in the mud.
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 pounds.
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
Qriddles for adults funny. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A. They don't have balls to scratch!
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Good one lol. Its a pity I can only give U one star tho :(
I love the hillbilly one! lmfao!
Funny, lol
thats great golfs gay
sure
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Lol some of them r funny some of them r stupid ok?
lol funny!!
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